Poor fellow, my country.

[Bill P]

"Comes with 4 oars"

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/WOODEN-CANOE...sportation_Collectables&hash=item4aa1c0bab0:(

Please send canoes, urgently.

Bill P

 

[Tashunka]

There is an old tale here in Quebec,
telling how a few guys flew in the air with a canoe to visit
their family the new year's eve,
at hundred of miles, with the help of the devil... And maybe some drinks.
This ebay canoe is the kind of non-water-friendly thing
you could use to fly at night after a few bottles.