it's just "rustic"
A few things to consider as you head for the burn pile:
(1)There's a quote that begins, "Give me one rib..."
(2)You never know what someone might want hanging from the ceiling of their lake cottage... especially if it is an Old Town with a build record.
(3)I'd say something about bookcases, but that can be a tough door to open...
(4)You can list free stuff in the classifieds on this website and also on craigslist.
(5)My guess is, if you stuck it next to the road with a sign saying "FREE", it would disappear.