Favorite bumper stickers lately

Larry Meyer

Wooden Canoes are in the Blood
“My wife keeps saying I don’t listen to her . . . .or something like that.”

Most ambiguous combination of bumper stickers

On one side of the license plate

“F . . you, you effing F . . .er” (spelled out, tho, you know)

And on the other side

“God Bless America”

Most helpful combination of bumper stickers

Observed on a car that was ahead of me in heavy slow Boston traffic on RT 128. This driver was aggressively and frequently changing lanes, without using a turn signal and while eating a sandwich.

On one side of the rear window was PRAY!!!

On the other side was GOD IS IN CONTROL!!!

(I found both her advice and her explanation of who was driving the car explanatory, under the circumstances.)