IT's not even close to canoe related-but it is funny

[bob goeckel]

merry christmas from michigan!

98% OF AMERICANS SAY 'OH SH....t' BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD.
THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM MICHIGAN AND THEY SAY, 'HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS SH....T.'

 

[Denis M. Kallery]

I heard that Harvard did a study of want combat pilots said when they were hit.
You guessed it! Same phrase!
Denis

 

[bob goeckel]

hey denis! started a canoe shelf for my daughter for christmas. 2 weeks to build half a canoe. i can do that! it's 8' tall.

hey i highjacked my own thread! can i do that? hehehe or hohoho.

 

[Dave Wermuth]

Or

If only it did not take so long to say, "Houston, we have a problem."

 

[Blue Viking]

That was my favorite expression when I tried to whitewater the PEMI over in NH a while back..... I was coming close to the big falls in Pymouth and having a heck of a time getting to where I could get out!....Are we having fun yet?